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" A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.He sits down and places t..."

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:54:43 GMT

" A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9" high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish... just one wish... each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"No shit!!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?!""

Blogs ELPAIS.com - Mauro Entrialgo - Interneteo y Aparatuquis

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:14:04 GMT

Gracias de hantebrazo!

http://blogs.elpais.com/mauroentrialgo/2007/11/lunes.html

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Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:26:19 GMT

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:44:23 GMT

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:40:19 GMT

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:38:40 GMT

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Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:04:13 GMT

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Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:17:03 GMT

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De Yoigo a Yoigo por 0 euros / minuto

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:05:20 GMT

Nueva promoción en ciernes, Yoigo se despega del resto de compañias con su nueva tarifa, llamadas de yoigo a yoigo gratis, tan solo te cobran el establecimiento de llamada.

La noticia que llevaba un tiempo rumoreandose ha salido ya en el apartado de prensa de la web oficial de yoigo, por lo que a falta de anunciarse a las masas (radio, televisión, internet, prensa...) ya puede darse por confirmada.

http://www.gadgetomovil.com/yoigo-yoigo-0-euros-minuto.html

No os compréis un C4 antes de leer este blog C4 Fallos

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:36:14 GMT

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